A personal playground on the internet. No growth hacks, no cookie banners, no KPIs. Just a human, a domain name, and 38911 bytes free.
Software so exciting it puts you to sleep. This site is a small protest against the attention economy — a tribute to machines that booted in two seconds, said READY. and then waited patiently for you.
You booted in on a Commodore 64 (1982). You're now standing on an Amiga 500 Workbench (1987). Please mind the copper bars.
Nothing here tracks you. The Boing ball is just happy to see you.
A productivity suite that does absolutely nothing, beautifully. Zero features. Five stars.
Command-line tool that postpones your tasks with PETSCII grace. $ snooze laundry --until=never
A meditation app that only works after a software failure. Red border included.
880KB of love. Write-protected.
Yes, these are stubs. The playground is the point. Type PROJECTS in the shell for the machine-readable version.
Electronic mail: gianluca
Response time: whenever the tape finishes loading. Usually 2–5 business naps.